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Rosehill Players: SWIPED!

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Gemma is looking for love, but it's complicated! With the help of dating app Tingle, she dates two men in one night. Does she choose her quirky soul mate Sheldon, or wealthy charmer Nathaniel?

Then there’s Spanner and Julie, the ‘village idiots’, obsessed with their own sex lives.  Will Gemma's hapless Dad, Geoff and glamorous Mum Rita be able to keep The Collier's Hotel in Whitehaven afloat and what lengths will they go to? Geoff says won it in a drunken card game, but everyone else says he's a cheat.

The new vicar seems to know more than she lets on, but will she and her never-seen housekeeper do anything to stop the chaos?

Watch the love, passion, and relationships unravel, replaced with deceit and recriminations as their pasts catch up with them. The thing is, who's conning who?

The Author

After a successful debut performance as Kevin Ollerenshaw in Rosehill’s 2022 production of Mike Harding's Comedy "Fur Coat and No Knickers”, David Tierney was inspired to write his very own comedy play, “Swiped!”.

Rosehill Players 2024 production is the Premiere performance of "Swiped!", a contemporary bitter-sweet comedy drama set in and about West Cumbria that cleverly gives us an insight into today's dating scene and its potential pitfalls.

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Dave Wilson - 2023-07-04

A theatre with a fantastic history, the restaurant and bar area revamped to bring it up to modern standard.

Dorothy Palmer - 2023-07-09

Lovely little theatre with a very varied programme. Good bar, and a lovely atmosphere.

Helen Conolly - 2023-07-08

An intimate, cosy and comfortable theatre. Friendly and helpful staff. Pleasant bar area.
Rosehill consistently provides fantastic shows. We are fortunate to attract such talented performers to visit our theatre.

John Shallcross - 2023-07-07

Excellent productions in a friendly first class theatre. I haven't been disappointed, yet.

Linda Tranter - 2023-07-05

Rosehill is a hidden gem. The theatre is special and makes you feel as if you are going some where special.

Peter Hinde - 2023-07-06

Superb venue, clean, and the theatre is beautiful. Saw a film for the first time last night, sound and picture were awesome. Highly recommended.

Philip Baker - 2023-07-10


Absolutely fantastic food is served here, with a constantly changing menu.

Served by attentive and friendly staff in a beautiful environment and location.

I can not recommend this place enough, it's a must try if you enjoy good food at a very reasonable price.